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Somewhere Outside Nevada
Joined on 11/25/14
Get a game over.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Pause the game.
Complete 1st level and kill the hammerman
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Beat the game.